There's a new DANG on the loose. It's historically accurate, educational and nutritious.
Click on the spinning winner of your choice below to watch:
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Dear Jake –
I recommend Party City – purchase as many of those balloon-weights as possible and hot glue them to the rear of the device. They are likely running a going-out-of-business sale in your area, so your device will be heavy as hell in no time – at affordable prices.
That's all for now – look up, watch for falling debris, and keep your helmet fitted and fastened.
