NEW CARTOON – DANG

ALERT! There's a new DANG cartoon out on the lam – 
catch it if you can at these coordinates:

Thank you all for ordering shirts and supporting DANG! All merch orders have been shipped and accounted for. Hit me up via e-mail if you are missing a tracking link or anything like that, and we’ll get it sorted out.

If you stick your stickers any fun places or style a fun outfit with your shirt, feel free to send pics over to the DANG Instagram or DANG TikTok.

DANG will enter the evidence into the National Enthusiasm Registry of DANG and all facial data will be sold via backdoor channels. Don’t delay, submit today!

Hi DangThis his famous partner,how are you doing today? I hope you’re doing well! coming across your website now was so fantastic  and I love your product niche because it is one of the best selling products in the community. Nevertheless I would  love to make some inquiries with the website owner. Can you please connect me with the website owner or you are the store owner?

Hi famous partner,

I’m doing alright, thanks for asking. My back is feeling a bit better today, and the rain has stopped for a moment – so it’s been a pleasant day so far. How are you doing?

Thanks for the kind words about my product niche – it’s quite a niche, right? Especially for a product. Wild times!

Unfortunately, the website owner is out to lunch – duration unknown. I am an AI assistant approximated to his personality, temperament and shortcomings.

Nevertheless I’m happy to assist you in the meantime – if you’d like to step into the DANG Digital Waiting Room, I can insert you into the DANG Digital Waiting Queue. Can I fetch you a DANG Digital Sparkling Water NFT? They’re vintage. Tastes like nothing!