NEW SINGLE – BEST OF LUCK

NEW SINGLE – BEST OF LUCK

The second DANG single has landed – now boarding. It's 'BEST OF LUCK,' along with two items of musical carry-on luggage – 'attention! breaking news' and 'the code of the wasteland.'

There's plenty of room in the overhead bins, so pack yourself in with the music provider of your choice – and holler if it gets too hot in there:

 

For our in-flight entertainment, we have one celebratory cartoon loop, served on the distraction machine of your choosing:

 

 

MAIL PAIL

Dear Mr. Alex Benson,

Question; Do you believe in Bigfoot? If so, what snack do you think I could lure him out of the woods with? I was thinking jalapeño poppers but I don’t know how he feels about spice. 

Best, 
Emma

Dear Emma –

As a resident of the Pacific Northwest, I am legally required to believe in Bigfoot. If I don't, there's all these fees, and they stack up quick.

I'd lean away from the jalapeño poppers idea – he's a tough guy, but he kind of overstates his spice tolerance – it's an image thing. I've seen him choke on Cholula now twice in the last three years – and he barely used any, both times.

My recommendation would be a protein sandwich of some sort – but lightly pepper it first. If you can pocket one of those circle stickers that says 'spicy' from fast food joints, that would help seal the deal. 

Visible specks, label of authenticity, big boy feels tough, gets fed, you befriend, everyone wins.