NEW CARTOON – PERMANENTLY INJURED BY MAGIC PT. 2

NEW CARTOON – PERMANENTLY INJURED BY MAGIC PT. 2

The boys are back in town in PART 2 of PERMANENTLY INJURED BY MAGIC. Meet some satisfied customers, absorb their testimonials, and give them a call with any related inquiries.

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MAIL PAIL

Hi Dang!

A void has opened on my ceiling, I did not receive the travel brochure and now the room is spinning. 

What should I do!?

Best
Sabina

Dear Sabrina –

DO NOT THROW ALL OF YOUR FOOD INTO THE VOID. It is not hungry, and emptying your fridge and/or pantry will not help the situation whatsoever. Please trust me – I am speaking from experience.

The void is likely a wound in the fabric of space-time – a.k.a. nature's ego.

I'd recommend reading out loud to the void – it's likely just spinning the room and inhaling your furniture for attention. Voids are lonely – the sound of your voice and undivided attention should be enough to satiate and close the tear.

Any subject matter will do – some tests have shown non-fiction to perform better than fiction; particularly anything gossipy. And, since the void is untethered by time, gossip from any era or time period should do just fine.