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Dearest Mr. Dang of Dang Zone
There is a huge moth flying around my bedroom, and I am unsure of how to handle it. What's your opinion on moths, and should I spare this one?
Sincerely,
Brayden
Dear Brayden -
Fun fact – moths are considered the fairies of the dirt world. Modern science has yet to come up with any other explanation for the layers of dust that show up on all our stuff. Someone had to have put it there, and that someone is the moth.
Quietly, tirelessly and thanklessly, moths work around-the-clock to coat any beloved objects in dead skin flakes. The bigger the moth, the thicker the layer.
And shouldn't we be thanking them for this? It's these expertly crafted dust layers that prepare objects with that 'winning smell' that fetches the highest prices in antique stores.
Effectively, moths are a wonderful (and free) financial asset, and I would encourage you to butter yours up via the moth love languages (flapping, dancing around lights, running into glass) to enhance your investment.
